SExGiFT 1 - NY Coed Soccer 0
Well, after week #1, the SExGiFT soccer team sits comfortably atop the NY Coed Soccer leaderboard. Sunday afternoon saw SExGiFT deliver a Super Explosion all over the faces of Free Agent Team 4, splooging from kick-off to final whistle, resulting in a 16-2 final score.
The team was paced by the right foot (and sexy brown skin) of Amit, who scored 5 goals. No one really understands how he scored so many goals - maybe it was because there was another brown man in the FAT4 goal and they had some weird mutual-back-scratching thing worked out. Amit, what did you have to give up for all those goals?
As our female LLC promised, they brought the goods all game long. In addition to pouring in 5 of the 16 goals, they thwarted numerous rape attempts on our goal, reiterating the notion that if rape is to occur on our field, we will be the rapists.
The day wasn't all SuperExplosionGiggleFunTime, however, as Alien 1, Castle Greyskull's Paul Braff, scored 6 goals to take a slight lead over Amit in the Golden Boot competition. Go look at the Castle Greyskull post from a few days ago. You'll notice Paul, easily identifiable by his completely Alien face. Oh, what's that? They all look like Aliens? Precisely.
I cannot wait to SuperExplode in their faces on January 21st at 5:15. Paul: you made a terrible, terrible mistake by scoring goals 4, 5, and 6 yesterday. Your fate is sealed. Make sure you bring a towel.
The team was paced by the right foot (and sexy brown skin) of Amit, who scored 5 goals. No one really understands how he scored so many goals - maybe it was because there was another brown man in the FAT4 goal and they had some weird mutual-back-scratching thing worked out. Amit, what did you have to give up for all those goals?
As our female LLC promised, they brought the goods all game long. In addition to pouring in 5 of the 16 goals, they thwarted numerous rape attempts on our goal, reiterating the notion that if rape is to occur on our field, we will be the rapists.
The day wasn't all SuperExplosionGiggleFunTime, however, as Alien 1, Castle Greyskull's Paul Braff, scored 6 goals to take a slight lead over Amit in the Golden Boot competition. Go look at the Castle Greyskull post from a few days ago. You'll notice Paul, easily identifiable by his completely Alien face. Oh, what's that? They all look like Aliens? Precisely.
I cannot wait to SuperExplode in their faces on January 21st at 5:15. Paul: you made a terrible, terrible mistake by scoring goals 4, 5, and 6 yesterday. Your fate is sealed. Make sure you bring a towel.
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posted by dan at
4:15 PM
1 Comments:
I think SexGiFT is way overrated. I think they talk a big game, but really haven't played any real teams yet. I think they have their work cut out for them this week.
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