Tara Re-tard in 2007

Ok, clearly blogging about Tara Reid is unnecessary and redundant at this point. It's like holding a symposium to denounce the atrocities of the Holocaust.

But I just had to point out to Dan that there ARE worse ways to bring in the New Year than with a stroke victim. And Ryan Seacrest. I mean, Dick Clark had a much easier time counting down, and he's half-dead.

It's hard to tell, but if you listen closely, you can hear Tara skip around from number to number about as haphazardly as a computer can randomly generate. It's like she's trying to fuck up. There's even a fantastic moment about 45 seconds in where one of the dudes holding the camera makes this confused face as he tries to make sense of what planet she's counting on. I think she rolls from 20..18... directly to 10...9... It's awesome.