Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Tara Re-tard in 2007

Ok, clearly blogging about Tara Reid is unnecessary and redundant at this point. It's like holding a symposium to denounce the atrocities of the Holocaust.

But I just had to point out to Dan that there ARE worse ways to bring in the New Year than with a stroke victim. And Ryan Seacrest. I mean, Dick Clark had a much easier time counting down, and he's half-dead.

It's hard to tell, but if you listen closely, you can hear Tara skip around from number to number about as haphazardly as a computer can randomly generate. It's like she's trying to fuck up. There's even a fantastic moment about 45 seconds in where one of the dudes holding the camera makes this confused face as he tries to make sense of what planet she's counting on. I think she rolls from 20..18... directly to 10...9... It's awesome.

2 Comments:

Blogger cathatterfish said...

is that german? i think the only people more retarded than tara reid are the ones who were celebrating at a place where tara reid had some kind of authoritah to lead a crowd. deference to idiocy is one of SExGiFT's main targets for annihilation. Like Beastman, we will fuck the assholes that live in Castle Greyskull. And every other asshole with an asshole, we'll fuck them too.

January 4, 2007 at 10:48 AM  
Blogger ethan said...

wow. yeah... i guess we'll fuck the assholes. that's... that's part of what SExGiFT is all about.

i guess.

January 4, 2007 at 12:47 PM  

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