tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47689074154799059542024-02-08T00:25:38.279-05:00Super Explosion Giggle Fun Time.The only blog that covers news, music, pop culture... and our very own soccer team.ethan.http://www.blogger.com/profile/10244800579084556827noreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-54587541528098658562008-04-26T00:00:00.001-05:002008-04-26T00:00:44.897-05:00Cunt Smasher<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fJ5aj9qXzOA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fJ5aj9qXzOA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-39861904490696849112007-06-18T13:59:00.001-05:002007-06-18T14:01:04.326-05:00unoriginaly sweet<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzEzMTg3"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzEzMTg3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://view.break.com/313187">http://view.break.com/313187</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-8175637869029661482007-06-07T09:18:00.000-05:002007-06-07T09:24:00.018-05:0050 mph stuck to the front of a semi<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMdY6rbHfC7ev2IYbrIHV7RsFg4BVZ0ok-_4mAGqypeN3bcXjfsCX0d2TRqbOADGfq9guS6QqgLN192mIA9IXUqQJUGDjCfYAfappXkWttwD8KE4MfjASw6jZAMyxTjGDS07lVTDzZOi8/s1600-h/070607_wheelchair_hmed_10a.hmedium.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMdY6rbHfC7ev2IYbrIHV7RsFg4BVZ0ok-_4mAGqypeN3bcXjfsCX0d2TRqbOADGfq9guS6QqgLN192mIA9IXUqQJUGDjCfYAfappXkWttwD8KE4MfjASw6jZAMyxTjGDS07lVTDzZOi8/s320/070607_wheelchair_hmed_10a.hmedium.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073327723186564066" /></a><br /><br />He pulled in front of the truck at a gas station and the wheelchair's handles got stuck in the truck's front grille.<br /><br />I have NO comment on this one.billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00927172149038323113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-13637733969488236602007-05-30T10:01:00.000-05:002007-05-30T10:24:12.181-05:00STUPIDBelow is <span style="font-style:italic;">Bowling for Soup's</span> new video, "When We Die." But this blog really isn't even about this video. It's about how amazing it is that I can find so much shit on the web that makes me want to kill myself. <br /><br />We see myriad stories on emo and how deplorable or incomprehensible it is. Fox News literally does entire segments on kittens. Kittens. No joke. A woman in Boston owns a kitten that can open doors. Oh my God. A kitten opening a door? Holy shit. Then they report that MIT - you know, one of the most prestigious schools in the country? - conducted a study on the effecti...no, I'm going to bold and caps this shit - <span style="font-weight:bold;">THE EFFECTIVENESS OF ALUMINUM FOIL HELMETS.</span> (<a href="http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/">Think I'm lying?</a>) Honestly, I didn't know which was worse - MIT or Fox News. Now I believe it's MIT because Fox simply employs idiots to report on those with intrinsic idiocy.<br /><br />I digress. Sort of. My point is, there is sooooooo much stupidity in this world it's absurd. And people eat that shit up like candy. My mom LOVES Fox News. <br /><br />So with all that prep, take a look at this video. It's...I mean...ridiculous. I don't know how so many people (there are quite a few hands in the soup - no pun intended - when it comes to making a video) can let this air. If anyone knows for sure if this video was made as a joke, please reply to this blog with that information. This video makes suicide look like the easy way out. So after watching this, I will state that, instead of suicide, I've now decided to stick around and just cut off my cock.<br /><br />-billy<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Tw4MF3hsqg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Tw4MF3hsqg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00927172149038323113noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-80190464441383315432007-05-23T23:26:00.000-05:002007-05-23T23:27:20.433-05:00...and i think we're dead....thanks, lisa<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xiSBGKEEfus"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xiSBGKEEfus" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-68365528420216996572007-05-12T12:05:00.000-05:002007-05-12T12:06:28.104-05:00awesome german street art<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pV7KHTcolGY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pV7KHTcolGY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-42341718766751569542007-05-05T14:29:00.000-05:002007-05-06T10:23:17.967-05:00Paris Hilton To Die In Prison<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUzZQaWwh24LnT5aKE2RJ27DIflG9JqIeq64afYOGjybPWTGwVOrA23TPPN3LsNcGfcqtnReQJzOUMkwTSq3M1IFvhIZQr-gxrg3Hqn6UZyWkxXqMZlOFlmEqdSN6NFAjYrY-klqsj8rk/s1600-h/xin_590504050914293914821.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUzZQaWwh24LnT5aKE2RJ27DIflG9JqIeq64afYOGjybPWTGwVOrA23TPPN3LsNcGfcqtnReQJzOUMkwTSq3M1IFvhIZQr-gxrg3Hqn6UZyWkxXqMZlOFlmEqdSN6NFAjYrY-klqsj8rk/s320/xin_590504050914293914821.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5061161055664009938" /></a><br /><br><br><br><Br><br><br />I'm calling it now - she either gets murdered by jealous inmates or kills herself due to lack of acceptable amenities. I swear, she's dead in 20 days. Start counting.billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00927172149038323113noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-59078754905116505292007-05-01T17:02:00.001-05:002007-05-01T17:02:52.807-05:00thank you, lisai...i got nothin....<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aCxDZRJKkqY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aCxDZRJKkqY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-58810710587482086562007-04-25T17:56:00.000-05:002007-04-25T17:57:31.606-05:00Easter BBQ with Clinton Portis, Santana Moss, et al.....all i can say is that the ribs were REALLY fucking good.<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ueHa4WStHE8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ueHa4WStHE8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-84939943410539622292007-04-23T10:10:00.000-05:002007-04-23T10:12:49.636-05:00Next Stop: Little Rock Senior High School Soccer Practice<a href="http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/gallery3/images/js142.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/gallery3/images/js142.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-2526914196566616982007-04-21T22:38:00.001-05:002007-04-21T22:38:54.270-05:00our friend, Dokaka.it's been a while, but i haven't forgotten....<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dFMEA-TPwQc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dFMEA-TPwQc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-6988331719837348822007-04-20T12:56:00.000-05:002007-04-22T22:12:33.238-05:00Na-Cho-Leon DynamiteWe here at SExGiFT express our deepest sympathy for those close to what happened in Blackstone, VA. It is nothing short of horrific on all accounts. And by posting something about it here, we are in no way making light of the situation. However, we are DEFINITELY making fun of Cho's voice, which bears a striking resemblance to Napoleon Dynamite. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_YdqVkhvl4U"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_YdqVkhvl4U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00927172149038323113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-78010023984890623032007-04-17T08:04:00.000-05:002007-04-17T18:17:26.103-05:00SuperExplosions More Explosive than Originally Thoughtcover up, it's going to be a wet spring<i>For Immediate Release</i><br /><br /><b>Addition By Crazy</b><br /><br />NEW YORK, NY April 17, 2007 - SuperExplosionGiggleFunTime, the nation's premier coed soccer team, has added a crucial piece to its already mythic roster. Matt, who is, by all accounts, the most intense competitor anyone has ever seen outside of Ancient Greece where men used to actually fight lions in front of other people, has joined our affiliate team The Giggle to play between the pipes. Or between the flimsy aluminum foil cylinders that serves as our goal frames.<br /><br />Some of you are intimately familiar with him. Others of you just design intimate-wear. And one or two of you are intimately familiar with him wearing intimate-wear. But for those of you who haven't been to wwtdd.com in a while, here's a short profile on our new friend.<br /><br />His name: Matt.<br /><br />His occupation: Crazy.<br /><br />Piercings: Several.<br /><br />Pants ripped both on the knee and BEHIND the knee: Too many to count.<br /><br />Sum Total: Gigglocracy.<br /><br />In the words of Sean Michaels, as spoken to XPac after he found out that XPac repeatedly banged (and enjoyed banging) China:<br /><br />Suck it!danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-67164084193914163532007-03-12T18:45:00.000-05:002007-03-13T08:50:52.003-05:00The Retard Factory MysteryI'm pretty sure it was Kim Kardashian who left the gate open. If she screwed up the whole "deal with your left" thing, she could have <i>easily</i> screwed up the whole "keep the gate closed" thing.<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails.swf?player=videodetails&type=v&permalinkId=v2896368sZeZP7k&id=1" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-44233205633170619702007-03-09T11:11:00.000-05:002007-03-09T11:20:41.284-05:00Who left the gate open at the retard factory?Hahahahahha. After my last post, I decided to search for more covers of this song. There are TONS and every one is more than entertaining. I wish I could post them all but that would be stupid. So if you have some time, check them out. <br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/weaHkagEkKo"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/weaHkagEkKo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00927172149038323113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-6655406116352607412007-03-09T10:57:00.000-05:002007-03-09T11:05:56.426-05:00I Will Follow You Into The DuckThis is a cover of Death Cab For Cutie's "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" (a song that should TOTALLY be covered). It was made for a "cover contest." I have honestly never been more suicidal than I was after the first 5 seconds. I made it to 1:52. Anyone care to take me on?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GEGmngSwzhY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GEGmngSwzhY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00927172149038323113noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-68086827183567822392007-03-07T23:31:00.000-05:002007-03-07T23:37:50.341-05:00Saturday Night Idol?so, uh, when did they let tracy morgan audition for idol?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://media.americanidol.com.edgesuite.net/photos/top24girls/19619.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://media.americanidol.com.edgesuite.net/photos/top24girls/19619.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-58115227405595361492007-03-06T11:35:00.000-05:002007-03-06T11:36:36.883-05:00Suri Cruise Part III<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWuKDkDHz3DTw0DSvq-YRXkaLUuTsob_2PW1vw_BCUP2i3S70DUP1VZ5VXHRgzYYHirw6-UHLPaAH8RuJTu0lpVwyA3Vzuju1fgqC2HQ_jbI6llRILDJNXhXC9pJrIoOGbUPgqAd9do9P-/s1600-h/bps4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWuKDkDHz3DTw0DSvq-YRXkaLUuTsob_2PW1vw_BCUP2i3S70DUP1VZ5VXHRgzYYHirw6-UHLPaAH8RuJTu0lpVwyA3Vzuju1fgqC2HQ_jbI6llRILDJNXhXC9pJrIoOGbUPgqAd9do9P-/s400/bps4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038851273421544626" /></a>ethan.http://www.blogger.com/profile/10244800579084556827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-48104486582984023652007-03-03T16:31:00.000-05:002007-03-04T23:20:37.948-05:00Those CRAZY Germans Are At IT Again...And by IT, I mean SEX!I found this little tidbit during my weekly combing of the internet for information on incest. FINALLY, there is hope for me and my brother....<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cwnews.com/news/viewstory.cfm?recnum=49526">click here for the link</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-25335773695796927372007-02-27T20:53:00.001-05:002007-02-28T12:02:24.211-05:00he was........aaaaaaaaaaasian<div><object width="425" height="335"><param name="movie" value="http://dailymotion.alice.it/swf/5jnXt7yn1MrZo828F"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://dailymotion.alice.it/swf/5jnXt7yn1MrZo828F" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="334" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br /><b><a href="http://dailymotion.alice.it/video/x151i9_modular-chair">Modular chair</a></b><br /><i>Uploaded by <a href="http://dailymotion.alice.it/grrrrreg">grrrrreg</a></i></div>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-30554175186697382312007-02-27T17:39:00.000-05:002007-02-27T17:40:50.329-05:00I must be Emo.Oh. My. FUCKING. GOD.<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ri6ySOHoDfk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ri6ySOHoDfk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Am I wrong in saying that this is single-handedly and undoubtedly the best news report ever done in the history of the world?ethan.http://www.blogger.com/profile/10244800579084556827noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-25394029541222788802007-02-26T16:54:00.000-05:002007-02-26T17:12:35.098-05:00SExGiFT 4 AND 5 - NY Coed Soccer 1 your ass is so on fireTo recap from 2 weeks ago:<br /><br />Team Explosion defeated a "bunch of assholes" 3-0. Ain't no thang.<br /><br />Yesterday:<br /><br />The SuperExploders added yet another clean sheet to their record as they forced Bloody Mary(s) to suck on even more of Jesus' cock. She sucked it so hard we all thought that Jesus' balls would come flying up through his dickhole and choke her. Fortunately, that didn't happen and Mary is able to go on sucking for another day.<br /><br />In one of the most complete games SExGiFT has put together, Michelle notched her first goal of the season, becoming the final regular field player to tally their first goal. Well done, Michelle! It's about time!<br /><br />Ravi made his season debut, brandishing his gigantic brown scimitar of pain (found on Level 6 of the Necropolis by defeating Ulgath in his house outside of Doongsein) and instilling fear deep...deep within the hearts of that bloody bitch. While he didn't find the back of the net with his scimitar, he surely proved that he knows what to do with it. Overheard on the B(owel) M(ovements) sideline at the end of the game, "wow. did you see Ravi today? holy crap i want him inside me.... do you have a towel?" -Keeper McBetweenTheLegsAroundMyBackDownMyAssCrackAndOutMyMouthForMySpecialReverseDigestionThrow<br /><br />Stellar ball movment, flawless ball control, and top shelf goalkeeping proved to be far too much for the opponent on Sunday. And all indicators point to a similar situation next week as SExGiFT takes on Free Agent Team 5.<br /><br />FAT5. Good name guys. With all the free time you guys have while you're picking the ball out of the back of the net, maybe you can think of a name for your team.....<br /><br />Explode.danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-72477547346449183862007-02-22T19:09:00.000-05:002007-02-22T19:18:12.756-05:00James Van Helsing<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6pcK1sgZza6h3Iepwvzw1ZQgfcJcP6ubYYmhBgl6NJcjOXdKrKjTRenr4_2O7QYU1VrY97Ua1Z3QMC_ildwlGUlnPztOcDxU4MRfSgQ5gpk8lzUtyNYW0bHdbDzk2xAfpEMUcCPJo42A/s1600-h/storyvert.suspect.wtmj.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6pcK1sgZza6h3Iepwvzw1ZQgfcJcP6ubYYmhBgl6NJcjOXdKrKjTRenr4_2O7QYU1VrY97Ua1Z3QMC_ildwlGUlnPztOcDxU4MRfSgQ5gpk8lzUtyNYW0bHdbDzk2xAfpEMUcCPJo42A/s320/storyvert.suspect.wtmj.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5034516516247505938" border="0" /></a><br />This is pure awesomeness. I would LOVE - LOOOOVE - to be this dude's neighbor. I'd fuck with him every day of the week. From CNN.com...<br />__________________________________________<br /><br /><p><b>OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin</b> (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.</p><p>"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."</p><p>According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning February 12, damaging the frame and lock. </p><p>"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"</p><p>The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.</p><p>The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.</p><p>Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is scheduled to appear in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.</p><p>Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.</p><p>"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.</p><p>Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.</p><p>"I had the sword extended, but that was all," he said.</p><p>Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.</p><p>Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.</p><p>____________________________________________________________</p><p><a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/porn.sword.ap/">CNN.com original post</a><br /></p>billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00927172149038323113noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-58155975264616624872007-02-20T18:29:00.000-05:002007-02-20T18:45:57.112-05:00American Idol my new favorite lifestyleFor the third year in a row, I am superfuckingtimberlakepsyched for the live portion of American Idol. Not because of Simon's fat girl titties, Paula's sad life, or even Randy's racially biased commenting (which actually comes in second on my list of favorite Idol-related things, dawg (unless you're white, dude).<br /><br />No, my superfuckingtimeberlakegiganticbonerpsyched-ness comes from a little site I've mentioned before called <a href="http://www.tradesports.com">TradeSports</a>.<br /><br />Yes, it's once again time...to...BET ON IDOL!!!<br /><br />The top 24 is set, the lines have been established, and Chris with the crazy hair is the clear favorite out of the gate. Something I don't have a problem with. I'm actually a little disappointed - I was hoping that gambling America would sleep on him a little bit, letting me get in on him early (like I did with Taylor last year.... Yes, that's right...TradeSports deposited some delicious crispy greens in my account after last year's show).<br /><br />You can bet as little as $0.50 in some cases - so it's really not a big deal to play along. And it makes the show 6 buzillion times more interesting.<br /><br />Soooooo....get your asses over to <a href="http://www.tradesports.com">TradeSports</a> and sign up for your own account and get betting! That Jersey slut Antonella Barba will be ripe for betting against in about two weeks. I can't wait to see her big Italian-American tears drip down her face as Simon tells her to blow him because she's not good for anything else. Other than making me money, of course....danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4768907415479905954.post-80269127975374696782007-02-16T02:17:00.000-05:002007-02-16T02:18:18.521-05:00only in germany.::sigh:: germans....<br /><br /><embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=4183967147021677751&hl=en" flashvars=""> </embed>danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02380827455878286502noreply@blogger.com1