An alcohol-less LIRR?

This David Karat character isn't the only Long Island/Westchester douche-bag to be upset by the news that the MTA will once again ban alcohol on LIRR and Metro-North trains for the New Year's love fest. The MTA is considering banning alcohol from the trains altogether - I can already hear all the Big 10 grads complaining.... But, you know, I *do* agree that trains should be more like bars and that prohibiting alcohol on trains is the first step on the way to prohibition.

via NY Daily News