Dick in 2007

i don't think there's actually a proper place to start, so i'll just say this: Dick, no more. Please.

look, i know that your show SLAMMED Carson Daly's by doubling its ratings. but come on...how can a network consciously put him on television? is that really the answer? that his show pulled the biggest ratings?

i know some people actually wanted to watch dick's new year's show. "it's just not new year's without him." well, you know what? go fuck yourselves, ok? did you listen to him? the poor old man can't COUNT. (though, i think somewhere amongst the slurred stammering he might have actually nailed "five"...)



there's no more depressing way to start the new year than with a stroke victim.

and ryan seacrest.