Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Easter BBQ with Clinton Portis, Santana Moss, et al.....

all i can say is that the ribs were REALLY fucking good.


Monday, April 23, 2007

Next Stop: Little Rock Senior High School Soccer Practice

Saturday, April 21, 2007

our friend, Dokaka.

it's been a while, but i haven't forgotten....

Friday, April 20, 2007

Na-Cho-Leon Dynamite

We here at SExGiFT express our deepest sympathy for those close to what happened in Blackstone, VA. It is nothing short of horrific on all accounts. And by posting something about it here, we are in no way making light of the situation. However, we are DEFINITELY making fun of Cho's voice, which bears a striking resemblance to Napoleon Dynamite.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

SuperExplosions More Explosive than Originally Thought
cover up, it's going to be a wet spring

For Immediate Release

Addition By Crazy

NEW YORK, NY April 17, 2007 - SuperExplosionGiggleFunTime, the nation's premier coed soccer team, has added a crucial piece to its already mythic roster. Matt, who is, by all accounts, the most intense competitor anyone has ever seen outside of Ancient Greece where men used to actually fight lions in front of other people, has joined our affiliate team The Giggle to play between the pipes. Or between the flimsy aluminum foil cylinders that serves as our goal frames.

Some of you are intimately familiar with him. Others of you just design intimate-wear. And one or two of you are intimately familiar with him wearing intimate-wear. But for those of you who haven't been to wwtdd.com in a while, here's a short profile on our new friend.

His name: Matt.

His occupation: Crazy.

Piercings: Several.

Pants ripped both on the knee and BEHIND the knee: Too many to count.

Sum Total: Gigglocracy.

In the words of Sean Michaels, as spoken to XPac after he found out that XPac repeatedly banged (and enjoyed banging) China:

Suck it!

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