STUPID

Below is Bowling for Soup's new video, "When We Die." But this blog really isn't even about this video. It's about how amazing it is that I can find so much shit on the web that makes me want to kill myself.

We see myriad stories on emo and how deplorable or incomprehensible it is. Fox News literally does entire segments on kittens. Kittens. No joke. A woman in Boston owns a kitten that can open doors. Oh my God. A kitten opening a door? Holy shit. Then they report that MIT - you know, one of the most prestigious schools in the country? - conducted a study on the effecti...no, I'm going to bold and caps this shit - THE EFFECTIVENESS OF ALUMINUM FOIL HELMETS. (Think I'm lying?) Honestly, I didn't know which was worse - MIT or Fox News. Now I believe it's MIT because Fox simply employs idiots to report on those with intrinsic idiocy.

I digress. Sort of. My point is, there is sooooooo much stupidity in this world it's absurd. And people eat that shit up like candy. My mom LOVES Fox News.

So with all that prep, take a look at this video. It's...I mean...ridiculous. I don't know how so many people (there are quite a few hands in the soup - no pun intended - when it comes to making a video) can let this air. If anyone knows for sure if this video was made as a joke, please reply to this blog with that information. This video makes suicide look like the easy way out. So after watching this, I will state that, instead of suicide, I've now decided to stick around and just cut off my cock.

-billy