Ain't He Just Saddam Cute?

Aaaaaaaaaaand, there is no Allah. Surprise! Aw, he was so sure, too.

and just in case you were wondering what it looks like when you're wrong....

Lomazing

In a really serious and sincere way, I hope there are many more Lohans in the oven.

There's this great work below and this gem of a song here.

My honest advice is to let your mind escape. By killing yourself.

I can't believe someone put money into this. They wouldve done better shitting on the money, feeding it through a shredder, and then burning both the shredder and the cash. Jesus christ.

The Year in Unecessary Censorship

if you didn't catch this on Jimmy Kimmel Live, you've gotta check it out:

The Year In Unecessary Censorship.

An alcohol-less LIRR?

This David Karat character isn't the only Long Island/Westchester douche-bag to be upset by the news that the MTA will once again ban alcohol on LIRR and Metro-North trains for the New Year's love fest. The MTA is considering banning alcohol from the trains altogether - I can already hear all the Big 10 grads complaining.... But, you know, I *do* agree that trains should be more like bars and that prohibiting alcohol on trains is the first step on the way to prohibition.

via NY Daily News

Get ready...

...for the best gift you'll ever receive. It's SExGiFT, bitches.

Coming soon.