The Retard Factory Mystery

I'm pretty sure it was Kim Kardashian who left the gate open. If she screwed up the whole "deal with your left" thing, she could have easily screwed up the whole "keep the gate closed" thing.

Who left the gate open at the retard factory?

Hahahahahha. After my last post, I decided to search for more covers of this song. There are TONS and every one is more than entertaining. I wish I could post them all but that would be stupid. So if you have some time, check them out.

I Will Follow You Into The Duck

This is a cover of Death Cab For Cutie's "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" (a song that should TOTALLY be covered). It was made for a "cover contest." I have honestly never been more suicidal than I was after the first 5 seconds. I made it to 1:52. Anyone care to take me on?

Saturday Night Idol?

so, uh, when did they let tracy morgan audition for idol?

Suri Cruise Part III

Those CRAZY Germans Are At IT Again...And by IT, I mean SEX!

I found this little tidbit during my weekly combing of the internet for information on incest. FINALLY, there is hope for me and my brother....

click here for the link