Sunday, January 28, 2007

Rachael Ray is a sexpot?

Wow, I go away for 3 days, and this is what happens to the Blog? It disintegrates into a few words about blowjobs?

I guess I can't complain too much... I did, after all, start it by posting specifically and only about Jessica Biel's ass.

And while I will now try to pick up the class of our beloved SExGiFT blog, I must admit that this post is also going to center somewhat around sex. Well, sort of...

I randomly stumbled across these old photos of Rachael Ray from a 2003 copy of FHM Magazine.

Was she being serious? Or was she just desperate for cash back then? There is something oddly UNsexual about these photos, like the way it makes me feel to look at amateur porn where you're not quite sure that the subject is willingly posing. Sure, she's cute enough for a chef or whatever, but Ray is simply not hot enough for pictorials in a risque monthly men's magazine.

Though her floppy boobies do kind of make me nauseous, her awkward poses in each of these shots are what make me cringe (especially the one where she's standing against the wall--what is her left leg doing? Did she have polio as a kid?). The turkey-in-the-oven pic looks like her head was straight up photoshopped onto someone else's body. And the chocolate icing one is sort of erotic at first glance, i guess...but upon further reflection, she looks kind of like a Special Ed. student being taken advantage of.

I feel like I'm watching Gummo.


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